[oh gosh so many new followers!!]

[I hope I’m doing a good job here!!! ;w; thank you so much y’all!! <3 ]

My my, what a warm day! Summer is definitely here and I’m starting to get an intense tanline from this cute outfit of mine!!~

Maybe it’s time I.. spice things up? Or have I already done that? ;D

yourdeadmanwonderland:

I’m still super honored to be the first person to cosplay her. :)

Oh wow, well would you look at THIS cutie?!?~ She looks great!!

Business sure is booming today!!~

sanctumcowboy:

finalfantasyunleashed:

Hello writers—

Look at your fic, now back to me, now back at your fic, now back to me. 
Sadly, your fic isn’t me, but if you stopped using spell check and other revision methods (such as common sense)  and switched to Crackfic Spice, your fanfiction could smell like me.

Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your fan could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s strategy guides for two games that you love. Look again, the guides are now ultimate weapons.  
Anything is possible when you win the crackfic contest. 

I’m on a horse.

The dramatic reading is coming up soon. Read the following entries and vote for your favorite! Last month we asked you to write and submit your best fanfiction ever. With all the entries and votes tallied, the winning crack fanfiction will be read DRAMATICALLY! So get ready!

—READ THE ENTRIES HERE:

xxLittle Red Riding Cloud | Cinderhope | Tidus Crackfic Entry | Hungry Hungry Farron |  Fifty Shades of Red [ A Machina x Cape Fic ]

—VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE HERE:

Final Fantasy Unleashed: Crackfic Contest Survey

[ I cannot wait to read these oh man
I’ve been practicing my voice ]

[SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Favorite Merchant CHOCOLINA: The beauty’s all mine, but the products can be yours—but only if you show me the money!